*read my earlier post to understand the relevance of this post*
(The following has already been translated from Chinese which was used during the actual conversation.)
1. Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: I forgot.
Teacher: Palm up.
Me: Huh? for what?
Teacher: Just do it.
Me: Ok. It's clean if tha*WHACK* OWH!!! MADER****ER!!!
Teacher: Remember it next time.
2. Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: I forgot to bring it.
Teacher: Palm up.
Me: *remembers the last time*
Teacher: Good boy.
Me: Huh? I'm off the hook?
Teacher: *WHACK*
Me: I guess not....
3. Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: I did it. I swear(when i clearly did not).
Teacher: Is it?
Me: (finds hope that my hand can rest today) YES!!!
Teacher: Ok. I believe you.(at this point i can hardly believe my luck) But, palm up.
Me: WHAT??? WHY??? YOU JUST SAID U BELIEVED ME!!!
Teacher: Yeah, well, this is for not bringing it.
Me: ARGHHHH!!!!!
Teacher:(i swear she smiles each time) *WHACK*
4. Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Well.... You see...
Teacher: Palm up.
Me: Darn it...
Teacher: *WHACK*
(at this point i realize i cant talk my way out so...)
5. Teacher: *walks in and looks at me without saying a word*
Me: *walk out to her and put my palm up*
Teacher: *WHACK*